FISHING

SOMEWHERE DEEP IN TEXAS
 THERES A HAPPY CATFISH
   SWIMMING AROUND
GUESS HE DOESN'T KNOW
   DUDLEY IS COMING TO TOWN
CATCHING WILEY OLD FISH
 IS HIS STOCK IN TRADE
NEVER MET ONE YET
 THAT WASN'T AFRAID
WHEN HE CASTS HIS BAIT
 ACROSS THE POND
  HIS POLE BECOMES A MAGIC WAND
THE LITTLE FISH IMMEDIATELY
  BEGIN TO SCURRY
   BUT OLD DUDLEY IS IN NO HURRY
AS THE BAIT FLOATS ENTICINGLY
  TOWARDS ITS PREY
HE KNOWS A BIG ONE
  IS ABOUT TO SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY
MANY FISH CAN BARE WITNESS
 TO HIS EXPERTISE
LUCKY FOR THEM WITH DUDLEY
  IT IS ALWAYS CATCH AND RELEASE
AND AS THE LEGEND GROWS
  ABOUT THIS FISHERMAN FROM CALIFORNIA
THERE IS YET ANOTHER CATFISH IN TEXAS
  SAYING 'LET ME WARN YA'